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[SIC] DAY THREE HUNDRED THIRTEEN
Vol 3, No. 32. I hate pseudonyms.
[SIC] DAY THREE HUNDRED THIRTEEN
It is not a bold statement. I hate elastic waist pants, the psuedonymous writer “Reynolds Woodcock” declaims. “They are juvenile, they are an eyesore, and above all, …
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